Strip clubs are popular to come across in Nairobi. If you wish to visit a good strip club in Nairobi, below is a list of top clubs where you’ll get maximum entertainment from the ladies. Girls are in plenty, men are there, and everything you can need for body satisfaction will be available.
- APPLE BEEZ
Situated along Gaborone road, this is the pioneer of the stripping business in town. They literally set the movement in the industry. With strippers from as far as Brazil and even the USA, they are obviously serious regarding what they do. The strip joint is always crowded, but I would recommend on Thursdays Kamasutra night. It is usually not as crowded. Therefore the strippers give guys special attention.
Found along keekoroke road, this is the one joint framing out Apple beez as the leading Nairobi’s top strip club. The music is so loud here that you literally have to shout to order a drink. It’s not as dark as Apple beez, but it isn’t that bright either. Beers retail at around 250 bob, and they even give you ETR receipts after purchasing your favorite drink. A well-managed club this is.
From around 11 pm, p*rn plays in the plasma TVs. If that doesn’t put you in a high mood, nothing can. A lot of Alcohol with the background of loud music, p*rn on the big screens as strippers defy the laws of gravity causes such an adrenaline rush. Not a reasonable idea for premature ejaculat0rs, though. After Midnight, the strippers chuck all manner of dressing, and the show begins.
- F3 PANGO
A sister club to the famous Florida pack of nightclubs, it’s found along Moi Avenue in the same building that Florida 2000 is based. Actually, you use the exact entrance to F2. After 11 pm, the theme is usually very loud, with jungus and Hindu men preferring this club. This is definitely a pretty high-end joint; Sudanese are likewise spotted making it rain here. It is a good sight to behold watching the strippers work those golden poles.
- TAHITI CLUB
Another club is located along the river road. It’s a fairly small club with the balcony serving as the VIP section. The music is loud, so loud that you can almost see your beer bottle moving around the table. The music DJ is a cunt, though. You may think that you are relaxing somewhere in Kampala when he chooses to go Ham on Ugandan songs. The girl strippers are gorgeous [well, at least a majority]. At about 11 pm, the strippers work the poles with bikinis and bras, and as time goes by, they lose everything.
- SMALL WORLD STRP CLUB
This common joint should not even feature in the list. It’s Fully popular though, and hence I have to make a little review about it. Found on a lane just off river road and on the 5th floor of an ancient building that has no lifts, this is a location you will certainly not visit twice. After entering the club, the first thing that you notice is this huge hall with terrible lighting. The joint looks like a community hall, only that there are counters and stripping poles. The VIP area is also a shitty area, but when you are paying 1 sok to join, you can complain
- CLUB ROMOURZ
Another popular club you should regularly visit is club romourz. It’s found along Moi Avenue. The club has full blasting music with petite girls waiting for your service
- THE PURPLE TRAIN CLUB
The Purple train strp club is found along Ngara Road. During the day, there is little fun going on, but as the sun disappears, you’ll discover it’s a paradise.
- SABINA JOY
Sabina Joy club has existed for more than 4 decades. It’s a popular club that doubles as a strip club and also a pub. Immediately you enter this club, and you’ll be shocked by the number of lasses who will welcome you.